Aubrey O’Day On Mars

Aubrey O’Day On Mars

After a long experiment, scientists have finally discovered the primarily element of Aubrey O’Day’s unearthly and beast like buxom and butt. With the discovery there comes a great relief, as the CIA and Pentagon were thinking those parts of her bodies as potential hiding areas for WMD (Weapons of Mass Destruction). Made of Basalt, a dark volcanic rock found only in the terrain of Mars, those enormous cans have side-effects to those who want to lick them even for once. On the good side however, humans can try to decipher the Martian DNA coding by carefully extracting some carefully collected specimens from Aubrey’s private parts.

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